By “regular,” do you mean the 99¢ junk food noodles fried in oil and drowned in salt? Because if that’s your standard… we’ll take the L — we’re not that.

That 99¢ stuff you grew up on is fried flour and salt water engineered to be addicting, not nourishing. If you want your tongue tricked while your body suffers, stick with the dollar-store sodium bricks.

Mighty Ramen is real comfort food with 32g of protein, half the sodium, and actual flavour. It’s ramen that fuels you, not ramen that bloats you.

Sensei’s wisdom: If you’re trying to compare a vegan ramen with 32g of protein per cup to dollar-store sodium bombs… you’re asking the wrong question.

220–230 calories depending on flavour. High protein, low calories. You’re welcome. :)

16g net carbs. Enough to fuel a workout, not enough to ruin your cut. Keto folks, relax — you’ll live.

We fixed that. Mighty Ramen has about half the sodium of store-bought ramen. Your blood pressure will thank you.

Yup. Plant-based protein, totally vegan-friendly.

3–5 minutes. Just add boiling water! Faster than it takes you to chalk your hands for a deadlift.

DO NOT MICROWAVE!

We literally designed it so you can. It’s like swapping boredom for flavour and still hitting your numbers.

Chicken, Beef, Kimchi, and Curry! More flavours launching soon including a line of dry stir-fried noodles!

Bars = candy with protein sprinkled in. Shakes = liquid chalk. Ramen = warm, comforting, actual food. Stop pretending you like the other two.