{"product_id":"mighty-ramen-fired-up-chickn-high-protein-dry-noodle-12-bowls","title":"FIRE'D UP CHICK'N (6 Bags)","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 780px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: Poppins,'Helvetica Neue',Arial,sans-serif; color: #1a1410; line-height: 1.65;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #1a1410; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 #b23a2e; padding: 30px 24px; margin-bottom: 36px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 2.5px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #f4d79f; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eStir Fry Noodles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 36px; line-height: 1; color: #f8f1e3; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: -1px;\"\u003eFire'd Up Chick'n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 20px; color: #f8f1e3; font-weight: 600; line-height: 1.4;\"\u003eIf you are going to suffer, at least get something out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-style: italic; font-size: 17px; color: #f4d79f;\"\u003e31g of protein. 5g of fibre. The first fire noodle that pays you back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- THE ARGUMENT --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eEvery fire noodle asks the same thing of you. The sweat. The watering eyes. That moment three quarters down the bowl where you quietly reconsider your life. You pay it gladly, because the burn is the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eThen you turn the bag over. Eight grams of protein. A block of fried flour and a good story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 26px; font-size: 24px; font-weight: 800; line-height: 1.25; color: #b23a2e; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: -0.5px;\"\u003eYou suffered for a snack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eFire'd Up Chick'n asks for exactly the same thing and hands back a meal. Same chewy stir fry pull. Same savoury chick'n heat. Same sauce that stains the bowl and the corner of your mouth. What changes is the macros.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 34px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e31 grams of protein and 5 grams of fibre\u003c\/strong\u003e, built into the strand rather than dusted on top. So when the burn fades and your body starts asking what that was actually for, there is an answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- STAT ROW --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 14px; margin-bottom: 36px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 150px; background: #F8F1E3; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #1a1410; padding: 18px 14px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 32px; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e; line-height: 1;\"\u003e31g\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eProtein\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 150px; background: #F8F1E3; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #1a1410; padding: 18px 14px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 32px; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e; line-height: 1;\"\u003e5g\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eFibre\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 150px; background: #F8F1E3; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #1a1410; padding: 18px 14px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 32px; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e; line-height: 1;\"\u003e100%\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eVegan\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 150px; background: #F8F1E3; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #1a1410; padding: 18px 14px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 32px; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e; line-height: 1;\"\u003e5\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 6px;\"\u003eMinutes\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- THE CHALLENGE CROWD --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #b23a2e; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 #1a1410; padding: 26px 22px; margin-bottom: 36px; color: #f8f1e3;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 14px; font-size: 20px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: 1px;\"\u003eStill want to make it a challenge?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 14px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eGood. That is half of why we made it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 14px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eFull sauce packet. Phone propped up. No milk on the table, no bailing at strand forty. Run it against your brother, your roommate, the guy at work who says he handles spice. The 31 grams does not care what your reason is. It lands either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-style: italic; font-size: 19px; color: #f4d79f;\"\u003eMost fire noodle challenges cost you a meal. This one is the meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- THE STRAND --\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 23px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: -0.3px; margin: 0 0 14px; border-bottom: 3px solid #1a1410; padding-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eThe protein is in the noodle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eNot a sachet. Not a scoop of powder you stir through and pretend you cannot taste. We build wheat protein and pea protein into the dough before it is ever extruded, which is slower, fussier, and the honest reason a stir fry took us this long to release.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eIt also means the strand holds up. Four minutes in the water and it still fights back on the bite, still grabs sauce the way a stir fry noodle is supposed to. Protein noodles have a reputation for turning to paste. We spent the R\u0026amp;D so this one does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 36px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eNo frying either. Air dried, so you are not starting dinner in a bath of palm oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- HEAT SCALE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f4d79f; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 #1a1410; padding: 24px 20px; margin-bottom: 36px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 19px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: 1px;\"\u003eHow hot, honestly\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 28px; letter-spacing: 5px; margin-bottom: 12px;\"\u003e🔥🔥🔥🔥\u003cspan style=\"opacity: 0.22;\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eFour out of five. Right alongside the Korean fire noodles you are already picturing. It builds rather than ambushes you, peaks somewhere around the halfway mark, and stays there until the bowl is done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHalf the sauce packet\u003c\/strong\u003e gives you a rich, warm stir fry that anybody at the table can eat. \u003cstrong\u003eThe full packet\u003c\/strong\u003e is the one you film.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- HOW TO COOK --\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 23px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: -0.3px; margin: 0 0 18px; border-bottom: 3px solid #1a1410; padding-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eFIVE minutes, three steps\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 14px; margin-bottom: 36px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 200px; background: #F8F1E3; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #b23a2e; padding: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e; letter-spacing: 2px; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eStep 01\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eDrop the cake into 600ml of boiling water for five minutes. Loosen it with chopsticks as it gives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 200px; background: #F8F1E3; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #b23a2e; padding: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e; letter-spacing: 2px; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eStep 02\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eDrain, but leave roughly six tablespoons behind. That splash is what turns the sauce glossy instead of gritty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1 1 200px; background: #F8F1E3; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #b23a2e; padding: 18px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e; letter-spacing: 2px; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eStep 03\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eOff the heat. Sauce and toppings in, toss for thirty seconds until every strand is coated. Eat it hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 23px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: -0.3px; margin: 0 0 8px; border-bottom: 3px solid #1a1410; padding-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eWhat you get for the same suffering\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 18px 0 14px; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #1a1410; color: #f8f1e3;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align: left; padding: 12px 14px; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align: left; padding: 12px 14px; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #f4d79f;\"\u003eFire'd Up Chick'n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align: left; padding: 12px 14px; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eTypical fire noodles\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #F8F1E3;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eThe burn\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e;\"\u003eAll of it\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410;\"\u003eAll of it\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #fff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eProtein\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e;\"\u003e31g\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410;\"\u003e8g to 10g\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #F8F1E3;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eFibre\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e;\"\u003e5g\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410;\"\u003eUnder 2g\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #fff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eFried noodle block\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e;\"\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410;\"\u003eAlmost always\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #F8F1E3;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eVegan\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e;\"\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410;\"\u003eRarely\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #fff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eCounts as dinner\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410; font-weight: 800; color: #b23a2e;\"\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 14px; border: 2px solid #1a1410;\"\u003eYou know it does not\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 36px; font-size: 13px; color: #5a5048;\"\u003eComparison figures are typical values for popular spicy instant stir fry noodles and will vary by brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- BUILT FOR --\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 23px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: -0.3px; margin: 0 0 16px; border-bottom: 3px solid #1a1410; padding-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eWho this is really for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 14px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eThe 9pm gym walk in who needs food in five minutes and cannot afford for it to be empty. The person eight months into hitting a protein target who cannot look at another chicken breast. The student, the shift worker, the one cooking at an hour nobody else calls dinner time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 36px; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eAnd the guy who just wants to see if he can finish it. All welcome. Same bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 23px; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: 800; letter-spacing: -0.3px; margin: 0 0 18px; border-bottom: 3px solid #1a1410; padding-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eQuick answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-left: 5px solid #b23a2e; padding-left: 16px; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 5px; font-weight: 800; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eIs there real chicken in this?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eNo. Chick'n is our plant based savoury seasoning, and the whole bag is vegan. The protein is coming from the noodle, not from meat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-left: 5px solid #b23a2e; padding-left: 16px; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 5px; font-weight: 800; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eDoes 31g of protein make it taste like protein?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eNo, and that was the whole fight in development. It reads as a proper chewy stir fry noodle. If we could not get there, we were not shipping it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-left: 5px solid #b23a2e; padding-left: 16px; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 5px; font-weight: 800; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eCan I make it less painful?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 15px;\"\u003eHalf the sauce packet, or a spoon of soy yogurt or plant based cheese stirred through at the end. Both take it down a full level without killing the flavour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-left: 5px solid #b23a2e; padding-left: 16px; margin-bottom: 36px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 5px; font-weight: 800; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eCan I turn it into a bigger meal?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 15px;\"\u003ePlease do. Our Artisan Veggie Boost was made for exactly this, and a fried egg on top is never the wrong call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- CLOSER --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #1a1410; border: 3px solid #1a1410; box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 #f4d79f; padding: 30px 22px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px; font-size: 26px; font-weight: 800; color: #f8f1e3; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.15; letter-spacing: -0.5px;\"\u003eSuffer if you want to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-family: Georgia,serif; font-style: italic; font-size: 21px; color: #f4d79f;\"\u003eJust come away with something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 2.5px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #f8f1e3; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eMighty Ramen · Made for Canada\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Mighty Ramen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47050180722909,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0773\/3716\/6045\/files\/Mighty_Ramen_FIRE_D_UP_CHICK_N_Front_Bag.png?v=1785295253","url":"https:\/\/www.mightyramen.co.uk\/products\/mighty-ramen-fired-up-chickn-high-protein-dry-noodle-12-bowls","provider":"Mighty Ramen","version":"1.0","type":"link"}